Friday, May 30, 2008
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Farewell, L.A.
Garrison Keillor was on Off-Ramp this weekend. I guess he originally wrote this (below) as an op-ed for the Times. I can say, with very little exaggeration, that I am going to miss L.A. a million times more than I thought I would a year ago.
Some of my thoughts:
- You have to be retarded (or evil) to think that deporting all illegal immigrants is a good idea. I wish that I could do more to help out Saul, my absolute favorite LAMILL co-worker (who is not illegal, but is new to the U.S. and English). I also wish that I were learning Spanish as quickly as he is learning English. Damn you Saul, you wonderful man! Seriously, I challenge anyone to get to know a random sample of immigrants from Mexico and then make a decision about immigration reform. I feel completely inspired by my time here to learn Spanish and work for the under-served Hispanic population in L.A.
- How do people keep their houses clean when it rains outside all the time and their dogs are going in and out? The few rainy days we have here with Grushenka are HELL.
- It's been five years since I graduated from Bexley. I wish that I could have been a cooler teenager. I was waaaayyy too uptight. I mean, I know that I still am to a certain extent, but I do feel that I've come a long way in the last four years.
- Hmmm...I guess that's pretty much it.
And now for Garrison Keillor's (somewhat more eloquent and humerous) thoughts:
IT USED TO BE that Angelenos were much too cool to express outright pride in their city, feeling that boosterism is for yahoos from the Midwest. But when I was in L.A. last week, I got an earful about what a good place it is from friends who never said anything like that before. They had always talked about choking traffic, the unreality of real estate prices, the sprawl, blah blah blah. Now, suddenly, they couldn't live anyplace else.
The bright burst of civic feeling might have been because of the bad brush fires, including a blaze a month ago in Griffith Park in the heart of the city. Eight hundred firefighters put that fire down and immediately became heroes, and it showed people how much they loved L.A., just like your mother's colon operation jolts you into reality.
Everybody knows the comedy version of L.A. — the city of skinny tanned women, cellphones in hand, driving Suburbans the size of personnel carriers at 80 mph, taking a tiny child to the therapist to address self-esteem issues.
Those jokes play well in the flat parts of the country. A Midwesterner goes to L.A. and feels a certain sense of moral disapproval. The squalor, the opulence, the expense of natural resources to support middle-class life in an arid place, the fascination with the misshapen lives of young celebs. It isn't the Canaan it was for our grandparents. We look at it and see a rundown bungalow selling for half a million and cars inching along the 405 and say, "No thanks."
But it's good to know there's another point of view. The sun does shine there, and people enjoy their lives — the spirit of la pura vida, or the love of life for its own sake, the opposite of Calvinist America.
L.A. is more than ever a city of immigrants, the Europeans diminishing, the Rodriguezes and Jimenezes burgeoning. (Check out the phone book.) Immigrant culture isn't so pretty — you rent a cheap storefront, work 16-hour days, make your kids toe the mark — but there is dignity to it.
Unrestricted immigration is a dangerous thing — look at what happened to the Iroquois. They failed to impose border controls and, before they knew it, they were dying of infectious diseases they had no names for. In the case of California, however, it was Spanish before it was English, and now it's simply tending back that way.
I met up in L.A. with a niece from Boston who told me she was there for the first time in her life, so I did my uncle duty, got a car and took her for a spin as the sun was setting. We headed out on the Santa Monica Freeway toward the ocean, and some faintly disparaging remark she made ("it goes on forever") inspired me to wind up and give her a pitch for L.A., its gentle winters, its writers and musicians, its cosmopolitanism, its easygoing energies.
We walked along the beach, the Santa Monica Pier glittering in the distance, and then we cruised some lush streets around UCLA, and headed east on Sunset, the sunroof open, traffic juking and bopping around us, and then, looking for Melrose Avenue and the classic front gate of Paramount Studios, I lost my bearings and circled for a while in the dark. But it felt good to promote L.A. to an Easterner.
We live in a growly, snarky time, heavy irony clacking everywhere like people walking around in tap shoes, and it's a privilege to speak up for a despised city. Seattle, sit down. New York, shut up. Vermont, this is not about you. You want to hear about New Jersey or North Dakota or Nebraska, just ask.
Some of my thoughts:
- You have to be retarded (or evil) to think that deporting all illegal immigrants is a good idea. I wish that I could do more to help out Saul, my absolute favorite LAMILL co-worker (who is not illegal, but is new to the U.S. and English). I also wish that I were learning Spanish as quickly as he is learning English. Damn you Saul, you wonderful man! Seriously, I challenge anyone to get to know a random sample of immigrants from Mexico and then make a decision about immigration reform. I feel completely inspired by my time here to learn Spanish and work for the under-served Hispanic population in L.A.
- How do people keep their houses clean when it rains outside all the time and their dogs are going in and out? The few rainy days we have here with Grushenka are HELL.
- It's been five years since I graduated from Bexley. I wish that I could have been a cooler teenager. I was waaaayyy too uptight. I mean, I know that I still am to a certain extent, but I do feel that I've come a long way in the last four years.
- Hmmm...I guess that's pretty much it.
And now for Garrison Keillor's (somewhat more eloquent and humerous) thoughts:
IT USED TO BE that Angelenos were much too cool to express outright pride in their city, feeling that boosterism is for yahoos from the Midwest. But when I was in L.A. last week, I got an earful about what a good place it is from friends who never said anything like that before. They had always talked about choking traffic, the unreality of real estate prices, the sprawl, blah blah blah. Now, suddenly, they couldn't live anyplace else.
The bright burst of civic feeling might have been because of the bad brush fires, including a blaze a month ago in Griffith Park in the heart of the city. Eight hundred firefighters put that fire down and immediately became heroes, and it showed people how much they loved L.A., just like your mother's colon operation jolts you into reality.
Everybody knows the comedy version of L.A. — the city of skinny tanned women, cellphones in hand, driving Suburbans the size of personnel carriers at 80 mph, taking a tiny child to the therapist to address self-esteem issues.
Those jokes play well in the flat parts of the country. A Midwesterner goes to L.A. and feels a certain sense of moral disapproval. The squalor, the opulence, the expense of natural resources to support middle-class life in an arid place, the fascination with the misshapen lives of young celebs. It isn't the Canaan it was for our grandparents. We look at it and see a rundown bungalow selling for half a million and cars inching along the 405 and say, "No thanks."
But it's good to know there's another point of view. The sun does shine there, and people enjoy their lives — the spirit of la pura vida, or the love of life for its own sake, the opposite of Calvinist America.
L.A. is more than ever a city of immigrants, the Europeans diminishing, the Rodriguezes and Jimenezes burgeoning. (Check out the phone book.) Immigrant culture isn't so pretty — you rent a cheap storefront, work 16-hour days, make your kids toe the mark — but there is dignity to it.
Unrestricted immigration is a dangerous thing — look at what happened to the Iroquois. They failed to impose border controls and, before they knew it, they were dying of infectious diseases they had no names for. In the case of California, however, it was Spanish before it was English, and now it's simply tending back that way.
I met up in L.A. with a niece from Boston who told me she was there for the first time in her life, so I did my uncle duty, got a car and took her for a spin as the sun was setting. We headed out on the Santa Monica Freeway toward the ocean, and some faintly disparaging remark she made ("it goes on forever") inspired me to wind up and give her a pitch for L.A., its gentle winters, its writers and musicians, its cosmopolitanism, its easygoing energies.
We walked along the beach, the Santa Monica Pier glittering in the distance, and then we cruised some lush streets around UCLA, and headed east on Sunset, the sunroof open, traffic juking and bopping around us, and then, looking for Melrose Avenue and the classic front gate of Paramount Studios, I lost my bearings and circled for a while in the dark. But it felt good to promote L.A. to an Easterner.
We live in a growly, snarky time, heavy irony clacking everywhere like people walking around in tap shoes, and it's a privilege to speak up for a despised city. Seattle, sit down. New York, shut up. Vermont, this is not about you. You want to hear about New Jersey or North Dakota or Nebraska, just ask.
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